ahahahahahahaha oh my belly XDD
“America fucked like he made war — reluctant at first, then throwing all kinds of energy into it and setting up camp for the next decade or so before apparently retreating into the night like a coward.”
jill’s seen some shit
God bless Tolkien.
Two households, both alike in dignity,
in Middle Earth, where we lay our scene
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal realms of these two foes
A pair of star-cross’d brothers make their life
Whose misadventure Sauron overthrows,
And with his death, end their people’s strife.
Their fearful passage, that shall death mark’d prove
And the continuance of their parents’ rage
Which but The One Ring’s end, naught could remove,
Is now, like, twelve hours’ traffic of our stage;
The which of you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
did you just rewrite shakespeare for lord of the rings and make it work better than the original
ENGLISH LITERATURE NERDGASM OF EPIC PROPORTION!
In India, a snake protects two pups for 48 hours after they accidentally fall into a hole. At first it was thought that she wanted to attack them, but then noticed she was caring for the puppies. When rescued, the snake was released into a forest.
It is impossible not to share it with you.
that snake is going to snake heaven
I couldn’t help myself.
Neither could I
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF LOOK HOW SCARED THEY ARE AND AH
My buddy recently broke up with his girlfriend. He sent me this screen shot of his phone this morning. They are all from her. (via)
i can haz boundaries?